is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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