Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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