He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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