i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize