I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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