awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he wants to bone in the snuggie
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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