I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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