i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize