i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You ruined the universe
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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