Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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