"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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