OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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