This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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