Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up under a house in Key West
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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