me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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