isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just invented taco cereal.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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