If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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