Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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