Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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