oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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