Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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