I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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