I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
how does that bad decision feel?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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