so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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