At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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