Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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