Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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