Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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