these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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