Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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