I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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