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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I cannot find my penis.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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