doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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