My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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