I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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