Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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