One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
wow bdsm is so cute
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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