Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We were destined to go to rehab together
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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