I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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