I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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