Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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