The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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