This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
