so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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