Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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