so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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