Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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