I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We talked him into tasing himself.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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