Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you traded sex for a burrito?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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