Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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