I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
