You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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