People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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