You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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