what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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