so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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